January 14, 2011

Cyber Snafus

12 comments:

Tartanscot said...

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives (also known as Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law):

Anything that can go wrong, will—at the worst possible moment.

Ms. Edna (squared) said...

Thank you Charles,

I
r e a l l y
needed
that.

Tartanscot said...

Murphy's computers laws:

•Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
•If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
•Every program has at least one bug
Corollary 1 -
A sufficient condition for program triviality is that it have no bugs.
Corollary 2 -
At least one bug will be observed after the author leaves the organization.
•Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another 'unrelated' part is modified.
•The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.

did that help?

Ms. Edna (squared) said...

Isn't there a cold, dark unconnected place somewhere -
where you could be?

Tartanscot said...

Not unless you can astral project me somewhere new,
now that would really make my day.

your cal tech gaggle of fans said...

that CAN be arranged...

Tartanscot said...

why do you Californians have EVERYTHING?
Astral Projection and Sunshine!

Ms. Edna (squared) said...

because-
"WE'RE WORTH IT"

Tartanscot said...

the moment I have encoded a long, noisy raspberry
I will send it.

WITH ALL MY LOVE....

Ms. Edna (squared) said...

Thank you Charles, you are a prince.

Tartanscot said...

And maybe, just maybe I post a long tedious dissertation on the probable existence of black holes in cyberspace;-)

Ms. Edna (squared) said...

say goodnight Charles